gerammmmmnyyeerrrrr!!!!!!!!

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i seriously don't know why... some people are just damn freakin lucky.

in my previous post, i rant bout sum handsome dude that came into my shop.
now, its bout a guy that is married to my some-sort relative...

and he is a quite handsome blonde dude from USA.

damn.

its sooooooooo unfair!

but i don't want this guy coz he kinda give me the ex-convict feel, rather than the one that entered my shop with cute tight round bum for me to stare at........... -_-

gah. and both guys are married to seriously lame janes.... even though they speak nice language and has a cute/adorable face.. (baby look)

;( cry cry cry.... T_T

the wedding invitation is so lousy -_- its just a piece of paper!!!!! not card! very informal!
then the restaurant was in a hidden area, so hidden that we didn't know where it was, and just randomly parked our car some where and walked towards the hidden area... and luckily, it was there. -__-

then the ceremony is conducted by a seriously lousy speaking emcee, (a chinese) who tries her best to speak but failed miserably.

imagine being welcomed into the room by this sentance:-

"Now Ladies.... (note!** no "and gentlemen") Less us WELHAM the zuperstars of night!!!!"

now what the fuck is she trying to say?
my sis and i went like "WHAT....????"

and her dressing was a disgrace to anyone who loves belts and scarfs!
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she sang this song, "babylon" and her lyrics was this

"by the rivers of BABI-LOIN... ver ve sadam.... aye aye we hail... wen ve antar zion......"

wtf????

but she speaks superb mandrin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sheesh.. so sia-sui, got ang moh u know~! the groom and the parents....
they just had this "what the hell is this lady speaking, and why am i here listening" kinda look.

The emcee wanted to welcome some uncle to sing a song dedicated to the bride and groom.
she went like this:-

"ok...!!! less us give hand to uncle roblood (robert)... he wans sing song, "the person i most like" (the direct translation of mandrin, "wo zui ai de ren")!!! less us invoid him to sing a songs!!"

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too much grammar error to comment!!

and the stupid worker at the sound system is not helping! he seriously don't know how to sort the balance of bass and treble!!!! its so freakin loud and sharp that we had to cover our ears even when we were eating just to make sure we don't go deaf!

this is like, one of the WORST wedding i've ever been to.

and the bride changed alot, apparently solely because she works in the USA and had adapted to the lifestlye/ pattern of most USA citizens, they speak with a slang; like us manglish; they too speak in a weird tone that i am not used to, because the bride used to be my friend.

so its weird to hear her speaking like that to me. -_-


i wish.... that my wedding day wouldn't be this lousy.

seriously.